Punjabi woman says to her mother: ‘I’m divorcing Jita … all he wants is anal sex and my asshole is nowthe size of a 50 cent coin when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin.’ Mother says:‘You’re married to a millionaire lawyer … you live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Taman Tun… you drive a Mercedes … you get RM10,000 a week allowance … you take 6 vacations a year … and you want to…

This is quite funny! What if Jesus used Facebook? This paraody of Jesus’s facebook attempts to recreate what might have been! Jesus’ Facebook Profile – What do you think of it? :)

Let me tell you a funny story that happened some time back… See this? Yes. It’s myself and 3 other guys playing mahjong. This was during one of the company trips with my ex-employer. We were on a 3D2N cruise trip if I don’t remember wrongly. To my right is Liong Hong, then Kerk and then ALS. So the 4 of us were playing happily. Or rather, maybe only 3 of us – ‘cept for ALS. You know how with…

Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.4. Pope Died Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament4. Pope Died Lesson Learned The next time Charles gets married… Someone warn the Pope!!

This is so useful for us girls who want to edit their own photos!

Without saying a word.

Check out the way he strips, wears his pants and knots his tie! AMAZING! Makes me want to need to wear a tie to work! LOL

… nerds.. hahaha! This, is damn funny. I swear. The quick wit. REALLY FUNNY.