Johan, the tourist from M'sia
Johan, a ‘young’ Malaysian tourist on his first visit to London, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain…
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Hook, Line, Sinker
I got this in the mail today. I had to share it. It’s too damn funny not to! :) ** A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, ‘How much do you charge?’ Hooker replies, ‘It starts at $500 for a hand-job.’ Guy says, ‘$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!’ The hooker says,…
View Post2009 – A year of weddings
All this is kinda delayed. Nonetheless it’s not something I can miss blogging about. My group of classmates from my 3 years in Polytechnic have all gone off in separate ways of our own and some plenty happy about their decision and some well, neutral about their decision. Whatever it was, we kept in contact and meet up every now and then. First one of us all to get married is Wani. It is a surprise since Mei Fen was…
View PostModern day adventure
They say, dreams are a reflection of the dreamer’s deepest fears and desires. Me? I think that dreams are not symbolic. Dreams are just a very interesting jumble of personal experiences from the last day or week. And did you know negative feelings in dreams are more commonly felt than positive ones. Anxiety is the most common one of them all. I like to think I have a lot of fun in my dreams. Really. Nightmares as well! Why, just…
View PostThe Horrible Age of 25
I doubt really, there’s anything wrong with wanting more for myself and my future but why does it bring me such pressure? It’s quite difficult to miss the BMWs and Mercedes when I’m on the road or the >1 million condos littering the streets of Singapore or even, the landed property happily propped up where I frequent everyday. While that doesn’t necessary symbolise my definition of my ideal future, I figure those are tangible evidences of money. Why are there…
View PostJoke of the Day
Me to someone: Hey, you know for this project, I gave you some materials to work with right? Like the CDs… Can you please pass it to me? I need to return it to the owner. Someone to me: Er, what type of material? I only have some videos in CD? This is bloody funny when you are so damn pressed for time and this joker comes along and stuns you with this joke. Problem is? It’s not a joke.…
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