Wah I tell you ah!! I am damn angry with someone named IDIOT in the MRT!!
I got to tell you about it!
Scene #1: I am in the North-East Line MRT on my way to work.
As you can see, there’s ME standing by the pole (I chose that spot because I made a calculated guess that Occupied Seat on the bottom 2nd from left will be empty very soon). All the seats are filled at this moment – as usual. BR stands for book reader who was standing there when I got up the train. So everything’s fine and well. Just note the IDIOT will appear from where I placed her. YES ITS A HER.
Scene #2: After 1 stop, I expertly managed to guess correctly again – that person got off at the next stop!
But well, I may be a shrewd seat spotter but I don’t come without ETIQUETTE and I obey the “unspoken” rules (I am so going to blog about the rules tomorrow)! So, as the rules goes, the seat technically belongs to BR because, though both of us are standing right in front of the empty seat, she was there first.
LAN-LAN lor. NVM, I wait for about 2 seconds after the seat is vacated before making my move to see if she wants the seat. Haiya, this BR, really into books and she didn’t want the seat. In the split second this conclusion occured in my mind, look what happens!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scene #3: FARKER (as a word to describe someone) is defined.
OMFG?! I saw the IDIOT pushing others in her way to get to the empty seat!!! I never even noticed her presence!! And she came from nowhere!! WTH?! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!
Scene #4: The little farker pretends to sleep.
See? I have become a flame. Even those seated nearby raised an eyebrow and looked at me expectantly – as if waiting for me to say something! But I am a bloody diplomat (something I hate and appreciate everyday) so I keep quiet like a damn bloody hum ji kia (coward), fuming.
I KEPT staring at the IDIOT but she pretended to fall asleep. Like wah, immediately! @&$(@#&$(@# She didn’t dare look up at me for the entire journey.
Scene #5: Later on, I got a seat. WHERE? Well, RIGHT NEXT TO HER.
So of course I continued staring at her for awhile. IDIOT didn’t dare look at me. So idiotic leh!!! There are rules that are set upfront and there are rules that aren’t spoken. Both sets must be obeyed!!!!
How could she!
WAIT FOR MY POST ABOUT THESE RULES TOMORROW. I NEED TO EDUCATE ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Wow! I will call her opportunistic. She took her chances and opening well. But you have the right to be angry. Usually, in MRT or LRT, I prefer to stand if no seats are available. Don’t feel like “competing” seats with the others.
Looking forward for your “unwritten” rules. In my place, we don’t have MRT or LRT, so I have no idea there are some unspoken rules about it
YA she is a “PRO”
In the first place dear,why so you be angry with an idiot,secondly a LRT wont take long,so standing will be cool,thirdly if you stand,those sitting down will look up to you to see how pretty you are.
So the conclusion,we have no time for idiots.
chill dear
hahaha well it did give me a blog post and made my day a little more VARIED!
Wow looking at the sketches, u would have made a great football coach!haha
wahsei….really nice diagram…damn cute lah….and story too….if were me, i sure shout liow….hahaha…
sumore it is a her….maybe i stare at her…if a guy…sure either show middle finger liow…
Hey I like your diagram on this :) Ahh.. there’re LOTS of such kurang-ajar people around la… so much so that I have become quite immune to them.
really kurang ajar. LOL
Very cool drawings you have there…
There’re these kind of people every now and then lah, what to do.. they scared stand a while their legs will patah. Pity them lah, let them sit…
Cheers! =)
to daryl: lol!! you know how newspapers always have drawings like this for soccer!!!
to via: lol thanks! I was angrily drawing it!
to raynebow: hey you’re back! its nice to have you back! hope your trip was good!
to waiseng: YEA!~
to billy: hi welcome! ya but she’s an idiot hahaha
Awww that sucks,
I haven’t rode in any LRT/MRT
yet, and I thought of riding it when I get back in PI, for experience.
Ooh well, relax
I hope people wiLl learn about those rules and I am looking forwar to your new entry about it
LOL FLAMING LADY!
For me, I’ll wait a while too. If someone is earlier, then I just don’t bother la. Just stand. =P